⛪ THE HOLY BIBLE OF DONALD J. TRUMP · ANNOTATED AND UNREDACTED · FORTHCOMING
By Sean McKendry · Satirical Annotated Manuscript · Forthcoming

The Holy Bible
of Donald J. Trump

— Annotated and Unredacted —
By Sean McKendry, Author of DECLASSIFIED
78,000Words
431Footnotes
14Patterns Applied
0Unsourced Claims

What This Book Is

The game gives you ten claims and forty-five minutes. The book gives you four years and a footnote for every sentence that needs one.

The Holy Bible of Donald J. Trump — Annotated and Unredacted is a satirical annotated manuscript applying the DECLASSIFIED methodology at full length. Every annotated claim is documented against the same primary-source standard used in the game. The Phillips Pattern Library is cited throughout. The four-verdict system runs underneath every chapter.

This is not a biography. It is not a hit piece. It is the primary source record, organized, annotated, and presented without the courtesy of a soft landing.

The footnotes begin on page one and do not relent.

Chapter Structure

Book I
In the Beginning Was the Brand
2015–2016 · The Descent
Book II
The First Coming
2017–2020 · The First Term Record
Book III
The Passion of the POTUS
2020 · The Election and Its Aftermath
Book IV
The Interregnum
2021–2024 · Indictments, Trials, and the Long Road Back
Book V
The Second Coming
2024–Present · The Second Term
Appendices
The Revelations
Pattern Index · Citation Audit · Verdict Registry

Footnote 47

Footnote 47 addresses the pass-through mechanism of import tariffs and why "China is paying for it" is not a description of how tariffs work at the consumer level. It is four lines long. Several readers report having read it eleven times. It is available in the book.

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From the Foreword

"I read this entire book — every single page — in about forty-five minutes, which is very fast. Most people take weeks. I did it in forty-five minutes."

— Donald J. Trump (fictitious foreword, satirical fiction, see full foreword →)

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